I’m a slack ass slacker of a blogger, that’s no mystery. SO I thought I’d quick fire a bullshit rant in the milieu of “blogging about blogging for the sake of blogging” lameness.
- News. If you weren’t there and didn’t see it your damn self, I don’t need 324 updates about the latest disaster or tragedy. Tweet your peace in 140 characters, then shut the hell up. If you have more to say, and just have to share your undervalued wisdom to the world, blog it.
- Weather. It happens, we know. If I want inaccurate forecasts, I’d watch the fucking news.
- Your inside jokes, plans. Twitter is not your personal chat room. Just like the “if it takes more than 2 text messages, then CALL!” rule.. if you’re just talking with your friends, and ignoring others who try to join in your reindeer games, take that shit outside (DM).
- Your wait. Everyone waits, you are not special. Don’t care where you are or what you are doing, the world will not run on your precious schedule. Only mine.
- Twitter. Not cooperating with you as you want to bitch and whine about Twitter not letting you tweet your cat’s latest exploits. Shut it, you’re getting your money’s worth.
- Bieber. #thatisall
What else are you sick of polluting your Twitter stream? Besides me.