Category: Movies and Television
Classic Review: Dangerous Liaisons
Loved this movie back in the day, caught Dangerous Liaisons again on cable recently. So good, and holds up almost 20 years after its release. And for a classic type […]
TV Vampires Don’t Suck: The Vampire Diaries returns as True Blood ends
One door closes, another opens. Or in the case of TV’s vampires.. hot vamps and weres leave, as other hot yet tragically more clad vamps grace my TV screen. Hiyoooo! […]
Summer Movies 2010: WTF happened?
I think I saw one movie this summer, Ironman 2. Why? Almost everything else looked like crap. Plus jobs, life, other evil Interweb distractions. And frankly, summer TV was better: […]
Avatar: Dances with Aliens
Yup, as spoilers go my title is huge. But that’s your plot, and where Avatar falls short of the hype (which I avoided like Ebola on plague-flavored toast), but more […]
Movie Review: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
This one just had Poor Man’s written all over it: Poor Man’s cast, effects, director, script, everything. And G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra was almost in sequel mode the […]
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Snarky, funny movie reviews by a real-person, the SecretMe.
Movie Review: The Hangover
Okay, it’s also easy to write movie reviews when the movies don’t suck. Case in point, this week’s entry in the Animal House guy slob humor milieu, The Hangover. Amazon.com […]
Movie Review: Night at the Museum 2
I sort of like it when movies are bad, makes for quick and easy reviews. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian was harmless I suppose, totally unnecessary and […]
Star Trek: Remake Done Right
Here’s a good movie giving a pretty short review. Star Trek is sort of the re-imagining that Planet of the Apes and Superman Returns wanted to be. Non-fan or Trekkie […]
Wolverine X-Men Origins
First X-Men prequel is X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Why start here? Because Hugh Jackman is as close to a big name lead as the franchise has produced. And he is hot […]